5 posts tagged “wtf”
I drive through a Jewish neighborhood on my commute to work. There are numerous temples and schools on this stretch of Beverly Blvd. Typically I people watch. It makes the drive go by faster. This morning I saw something that really startled me.
Big white dude, dressed all in black, on a bike was stopped on the sidewalk. He motioned his hand like a gun and pretended to "shoot" these three Jewish girls. I figure they must be Jewish since they're wearing what I assume is the uniform of one of the local schools. He then yells something at them. The girls probably never saw the gun motion because the man was behind them. But they may have heard him yell whatever it was he was yelling.
I didn't know what to do. I contemplated stopping, but what was I going to do? That man looked big, like BIG. Like 5'10 or 6ft and probably weighed 275 to 300. I thought maybe I should call someone, but I didn't know who to call.
I don't normally pray, but at that moment I did. I prayed for those little girls. I prayed for the safety of that neighborhood. I prayed for that man & hope he doesn't escalate into vicious violence. I prayed for Los Angeles and retain some thread of sanity that whatever is brewing doesn't turn into something crazy.
this is some stupid shit.
talk about making ethnic apparel a commodity. apparently you can use it to take over the world and teach it love...
"Streets of LA gives birth to new style of raw expression."
uhhh...where have you been yahoo news. this story is like 3 years late.
there was a movie about it
madonna put folks from this movie in her videos
missy had folks from this movie in her videos
jebus cripes certain elements of krumping don't even fly anymore..e.g puzzles
paris hilton is the top story this morning. oh jebus what is going on in this world. this lazy eyed/penis nosed celebutante is the top story. i'm taking it as a sign from some higher power that their angry. this is the monologue i have of the higher power
higher power: wtf is going on down there, world
world: what are you talking about? i can't hear you. i'm too busy reading about lindsay lohan's rehab firecrotch and paris hilton's lazy eyed/penis nosed herpes and britney spears' white trash no self esteem ways.
higher power: that's it...you get global warming
world: global wha??? i can't hear you from my ginormous h3 that gets 5 miles to the gallon
higher power: ...
world: [sings along to some pussycat dolls song....]
higher power: and i let the mayan civilization die out because....
END SCENE!
yup...this is what is happening in today's news.
now i can't wait for the lorre d report because at least she's more interesting than what yahoo news is putting out.
damn it
bleh...
